April, 2004.
It was my last day of work at 2Advanced (or so I thought)… so I decided to take this “challenge”. I got $50 for finishing the syrup, and an extra $20 bonus for finishing it in 30 seconds.
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Pounding Maple Syrup
Friday, August 25th, 2006Beer 1 Mike 0
Wednesday, August 9th, 2006We had a party last weekend because a bunch of old college friends were in town. It was a really fun time, but unfortunately I passed out on the sofa and there were plenty of people around to torment me. Thanks to Jeremy (or at least his camera) for the pictures.
See how innocent I look?
Ha-Ha, Partey Gourd on me crotch
And they drew on me..
They invented a game called “Mike Matz Jenga”
Game Over!
House cooling party
Monday, July 24th, 2006Kangas had a “house cooling” party on Saturday night and I’m still recovering from it. We definitely got into a lot of trouble, but fortunately he’s moving out of that apartment soon. Included in that night’s incidents was a visit from the cops, fire extinguishers used on unsuspecting people, doorbell units being ripped off the wall, a visit from the landlord, Drunk Mike ™ dragging passed-out kang from his bed to the living room, and much much more that I can’t remember. Sorry for all the havoc, but it was definitely a good time!
“Special” boardslide to fakie
Thursday, June 15th, 2006
Yes, I’m an awesome snowboarder.
Birthday Dance
Thursday, June 15th, 2006
I was so damn cool in college.
Hospital after concussion
Thursday, June 15th, 2006
I fell on my head snowboarding at Big Bear.. I don’t remember anything, but apparently I just fell after trying to 50/50 a box. Hit the snow (ice) w/ my head, cracked my helmet. And I got airlifted out! (note, I don’t think that’s actually possible, but that was a rumor I heard. Obviously I dont’ remember much.)
Broken Ping-pong Table
Thursday, June 15th, 2006
so we were playing beer pong and got trashed at a party.. later for some reason i dove after a ball on the ping pong table and broke it.